From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Screen Savers
Date: 18 May 1995 13:47:54 -0400

Last night, at about 4 AM, when I had completed my work for the evening
and was about to succumb to sleep's embrace, I had a realization. What
I need, what we all need for our lives are screen savers.

Think about it! Wouldn't it be great if, whenever fifteen minutes went
by without anything happening, Homer Simpson walked up and started eating
things!

Or, whenever a lecture went by for ten minutes without anything meaningful
taking place (or when you concentrate your gaze on the upper right corner
of the lecture hall) a Horta appeared and BURROWED THROUGH the professor?

And of course, if your date had gone on too long without something
interesting, rectangles would start bouncing around in your line of sight.
Razor-edged rectangles. Boy, your date wouldn't be too happy then,
WOULD HE!?!?

And of course, there's no reason to stick with adaptions of existing
screen savers. You could have a new one where whenever nothing happens
for 20 minutes, suddenly everyone's face starts to melt. Or after ten
minutes of boredom, a huge, stacked blonde appears and HAS SEX with me!
Whether I WANT her to or NOT! She'll KILL ME IF SHE HAS TO! Must keep 
busy ... must keep busy ... 

					- Jeff Vogel
					Futurist