From: John Russell <johnr@chch.planet.co.nz>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: This morning
Date: 27 Feb 1995 02:46:04 GMT

I switched on the TV this morning, Ricky Lake was on my screen, and
she said:

"But Tim, have you ever thought that it might be your name calling
that drives her to Taco Bell?"

I switched the set off instantly, of course, but I fear that
damage has already been done.